Thursday, December 06, 2007
Well Come to MULTIPLE LOGIN IN YAHOO
You can login with multiple id's on the same yahoo messenger without any download or patch .
Follow these steps
1. Go to Start ----> Run . Type regedit, then enter .
2.Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER --------> Software --->yahoo ----->pager---->Test
3.On the right pane , right-click and choose new Dword value .
4.Rename it as Plural.
5.Double click and assign a decimal value of 1.
That's it done!!
Now close registry and restart yahoo messenger .For signing in with new id open another messenger .
Monday, November 26, 2007
Difference between North Indian and South Indian wives
Wives from North:
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.
7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.
9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south India until she met you.
10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "Walk out"
11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.
Wives from South:
1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras or Anna University .
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."
3. She shudders if you use four letter words.
4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)
5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)
8. When she mixes milk - curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.
10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.
11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.
12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')
13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.
14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.
15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it.
16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.
17. She is more educated than you.
18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
What are P-Notes?
A Securities and Exchange Board of India proposal to tighten the rules for purchase of shares and bonds in Indian companies through the participatory note route took the breath away of the Indian stock market and it suffered its biggest fall in a history.
So what are these participatory notes? And why do they have this huge impact on the Indian securities markets?
P-Notes
Participatory Notes -- or P-Notes or PNs -- are instruments issued by registered foreign institutional investors to overseas investors, who wish to invest in the Indian stock markets without registering themselves with the market regulator, the Securities and Exchange Board of India.
Financial instruments used by hedge funds that are not registered with Sebi to invest in Indian securities. Indian-based brokerages to buy India-based securities / stocks and then issue participatory notes to foreign investors. Any dividends or capital gains collected from the underlying securities go back to the investors.
Why P-Notes?
Since international access to the Indian capital market is limited to FIIs. The market has found a way to circumvent this by creating the device called participatory notes, which are said to account for half the $80 billion that stands to the credit of FIIs. Investing through P-Notes is very simple and hence very popular.
What are hedge funds?
Hedge funds, which invest through participatory notes, borrow money cheaply from Western markets and invest these funds into stocks in emerging markets. This gives them double benefit: a chance to make a killing in a stock market where stocks are on the rise; and a chance to make the most of the rising value of the local currency.
Who gets P-Notes?
P-Notes are issued to the real investors on the basis of stocks purchased by the FII. The registered FII looks after all the transactions, which appear as proprietary trades in its books. It is not obligatory for the FIIs to disclose their client details to the Sebi, unless asked specifically.
What is an FII?
An FII, or a foreign institutional investor, is an entity established to make investments in India.
However, these FIIs need to get registered with the Securities and Exchange Board of India. Entities or funds that are eligible to get registered as FII include pension funds; mutual funds; insurance companies / reinsurance companies; investment trusts; banks; international or multilateral organisation or an agency thereof or a foreign government agency or a foreign central bank; university funds; endowments (serving broader social objectives); foundations (serving broader social objectives); and charitable trusts / charitable societies.
The following entities proposing to invest on behalf of broad based funds, are also eligible to be registered as FIIs:
- Asset Management Companies
- Investment Manager/Advisor
- Institutional Portfolio Managers
- Trustees
How does Sebi regulate FIIs?
FIIs who issue/renew/cancel/redeem P-Notes, are required to report on a monthly basis. The report should reach the Sebi by the 7th day of the following month.
The FII merely investing/subscribing in/to the Participatory Notes -- or any such type of instruments/securities -- with underlying Indian market securities are required to report on quarterly basis (Jan-Mar, Apr-Jun, Jul-Sep and Oct-Dec).
FIIs who do not issue PNs but have trades/holds Indian securities during the reporting quarter (Jan-Mar, Apr-Jun, Jul-Sep and Oct-Dec) require to submit 'Nil' undertaking on a quarterly basis.
FIIs who do not issue PNs and do not have trades/ holdings in Indian securities during the reporting quarter. (Jan-Mar, Apr-Jun, Jul-Sep and Oct-Dec): No reports required for that reporting quarter.
Who can invest in P-Notes?
a) Any entity incorporated in a jurisdiction that requires filing of constitutional and/or other documents with a registrar of companies or comparable regulatory agency or body under the applicable companies legislation in that jurisdiction;
b) Any entity that is regulated, authorised or supervised by a central bank, such as the Bank of England, the Federal Reserve, the Hong Kong Monetary Authority, the Monetary Authority of Singapore or any other similar body provided that the entity must not only be authorised but also be regulated by the aforesaid regulatory bodies;
c) Any entity that is regulated, authorised or supervised by a securities or futures commission, such as the Financial Services Authority (UK), the Securities and Exchange Commission, the Commodities Futures Trading Commission, the Securities and Futures Commission (Hong Kong or Taiwan), Australian Securities and Investments Commission (Australia) or other securities or futures authority or commission in any country , state or territory;
d) Any entity that is a member of securities or futures exchanges such as the New York Stock Exchange (Sub-account), London Stock Exchange (UK), Tokyo Stock Exchange (Japan), NASD (Sub-account) or other similar self-regulatory securities or futures authority or commission within any country, state or territory provided that the aforesaid organizations which are in the nature of self regulatory organizations are ultimately accountable to the respective securities / financial market regulators.
e) Any individual or entity (such as fund, trust, collective investment scheme, Investment Company or limited partnership) whose investment advisory function is managed by an entity satisfying the criteria of (a), (b), (c) or (d) above.
Sebi not happy
However, Indian regulators are not very happy about participatory notes because they have no way to know who owns the underlying securities. Regulators fear that hedge funds acting through participatory notes will cause economic volatility in India's exchanges.
Hedge funds were largely blamed for the sudden sharp falls in indices. Unlike FIIs, hedge funds are not directly registered with Sebi, but they can operate through sub-accounts with FIIs. These funds are also said to operate through the issuance of participatory notes.
30% FII money in stocks thru P-Notes
According to one estimate, more than 30 per cent of foreign institutional money coming into India is from hedge funds. This has led Sebi to keep a close watch on FII transactions, and especially hedge funds.
Hedge funds, which thrive on arbitrage opportunities, rarely hold a stock for a long time.
With a view to monitoring investments through participatory notes, Sebi had decided that FIIs must report details of these instruments along with the names of their holders.
Sebi Chairman M Damodaran has said that the proposals were against PNs but not against FIIs. The procedures for registering FIIs were in fact being simplified, he said.
Sebi has also proposed a ban on all PN issuances by sub-accounts of FIIs with immediate effect. They also will be required to wind up the current position over 18 months, during which period the capital markets regulator will review the position from time to time.
Sebi chairman M Damodaran, in a recent interview Business Standard, said that the amount of foreign investment coming in through participatory notes keeps changing and is somewhere between 25-30 per cent. "Recent indications are that it has gone up a little but again after the sub-prime crisis, there have been some exits. But it's a fairly significant percentage, it's not something you can ignore."
When asked if he was comfortable with almost one-fourth of the market being held by P-Notes, he said that he wasn't 'entirely uncomfortable.'
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Sensex tanks 717 points to end below 18K
The benchmark Sensex crashed by 717 points to close below the 18,000-point mark on panic selling by funds following rumors of uncertainty on the political front.
The Sensex, which had surged to a new peak at 19,198.66 at noon, tumbled on fag-end selling by funds and closed with a loss of 717.43 points at 17,998.39. It also touched the day's low of 17,771.16 points.
The selling pressure gathered momentum in the last 30-minutes of trading as some rumours about political developments pulled down the market on selling in blue chip stocks led by metal, capital goods and banking segment stocks.
Similarly, the second wide-based National Stock Exchange index Nifty tumbled by 208.30 points at 5351, after touching the day's low of 5269.65 and a high of 5736.80 points.
P-Notes drived Sensex on wrong way
Participatory Notes are investments made in the markets using derivative instruments through the FII and their identity is anonymous. The government has tried to place to put a cap on the money routed by PNs in order to mderate the inflows. SEBI said the number of FIIs and/or sub-accounts issuing overseas derivative instruments had more than doubled to 34 from 14 in March 2004. SEBI proposed that FII sub-accounts should stop issuing PNs and should wind up their positions over 18 months.
Sebi has also proposed to assign an incremental rate of 5% for issue of participatory notes for FIIs with less than 40 pct of assets in such notes, while those with over 40 pct of assets in PNs can be issued only against redemptions or cancellations.
It was a dramatic and extremely important day for the markets as they hit the lower circuit stopped trading for an hour but showed remarkable recovery and ended off the lows. But the loss was fairly reasonable as compared to turmoil it saw in the opening trade. With more clarification in the statements by Sebi on Paticipatory Notes led to the recovery.
Sensex ended down over 300 points, recoverig 1400 points from the day's low.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
The 10 biggest falls in Sensex history
1. Oct 17, 2007: The stock market benchmark Sensex crashed by 1,743 points within minutes of opening, prompting suspension of trade for an hour. The 30-share index, Sensex, tumbled to 17,307.90, a fall never seen before.
2. May 18, 2006: The Sensex registered a fall of 826 points (6.76 per cent) to close at 11,391, it's biggest ever, following heavy selling by FIIs, retail investors and a weakness in global markets.
3. April 28, 1992: The Sensex registered a fall of 570 points (12.77 per cent) to close at 3,870, it's second-largest, following the coming to light of the Harshad Mehta securities scam.
4. May 17, 2004: Another Monday. Sensex dropped by 565 points, its third biggest fall ever, to close at 4,505. With the NDA out of power and the Left parties, part of the UPA coalition government, flexing their muscle, the Sensex witnessed its second-biggest intra-day fall of 842 points, twice attracting suspension of trading. At close, however, it regained some of its lost ground.
5. May 15, 2006: The market fell by 463 points to 11,822 points.
6. May 22, 2006: Sensex slumped by 457 points to 10,482.
7. May 19, 2006: Sensex slumped by 453 points to 10,939.
8. April 4, 2000: Sensex slumped by 361 points to 4,691.
9. May 12, 1992: Indian stock markets plunged 334 points to fall to 3,086.
10. May 14, 2004: Sensex lost 330 points to fall to 5,070.
Monday, October 01, 2007
Special Thanxxxx
i just want to acknowledge my dear friend NIRAV ASMANI as he has help me to update my blog regularly and i hope you people will get more and more possible informations.
Regards,
K-E-Y-U-R----->
Sensex Ki AAG
Does it make a difference….. ?
We are clearly in a secular long-term market in terms of fundamentals.
If you look t India from a real economy perspective, then you will see
that we fairly insulated from the world markets in term of global flow.
There is tremendous participation from the insurance companies and
domestic mutual funds at these levels.
Even if Gabbar becomes hit and gets hold of the market, its probably not
going to run like Sholay. It will be over quickly. The market doesn't go
up in a straight line, there are ups & downs along the way. It may not
start going back, up right away, but sooner or later it will turn back
upward.
So how do you defeat the Gabbar (Bear Market)?
By investing for the Long Term
Bryan Oslon has righly written "Imagine a cross-country car race that
starts in downtown Manhattan during rush hour. One racer sees bicycle
messengers speeding by in the stop-and-go traffic. Becoming impatient,
he jumps out of his car, trading it for a bicycle. Once out of
Manhattan, as other racers still in their cars pass him, he quickly
realizes his short-term decision was unwise in light of his long-term
goal of winning the race. It may seem rather silly for this racer to
trade in his car for a bike, yet investors do the same thing every day.
They lose sight of the strategy that it will take to get their prize.
Although many investors claim to understand the benefits of long-term
investing, their actions often show a short-term focus".
How so ever menacing the bear market might turn into, Long-term
investment strategy only will triumph over Gabbar.
So stop predicting the arrival of Gabbar, there's still lot of Aag in
the market, which will continue burning.
Happy Investing!
Buy AVT Natural Products
Thursday, September 27, 2007
What is a " Sun Outage " ...?
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Kinetic bags gearbox order for Tata Motors
The group's auto components manufacturing arm, Kinetic Engineering Ltd, will also be investing around Rs 40-50 crore to set up a manufacturing facility for these gearboxes in Tata Motors' vendor park at Singur in West Bengal.
Monday, September 03, 2007
Importanat Please Read
If you receive a phone call on your mobile from any person, saying
that,they're checking your mobileline, and you have to press # 90
or #09 or any other number.End this call immediately without pressing
anynumbers.
There is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09
theycan access your 'SIM' card and make calls at your expense. Forward
this message to as many friends as you can, to stop it.
This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia.
There are over 3 Million mobile phones being infected by this virus in
all around the world now.
You can also check this news in the CNN web site.PLEASE FORWARD THIS
PIECE OF INFORMATION TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
Friday, August 31, 2007
GMR Infra to invest Rs 35,000 cr
restructuring, is likely to invest Rs 35,000 crore in the next five
years for expanding in various sectors such as airports and power at
home and abroad.
"Our advisors have been working with us to chart out future plans for
us in areas such as power, airports and special economic zones. We
have already formulated a strategy, which will see us expanding both
in India and overseas," GMR Group Chairman G M Rao said.
Asked if the group had planned an investment of about Rs 35,000 crore
in various areas, Rao declined to dabble into numbers. He, however,
said the group was actively pursuing all possible opportunities in
India and abroad.
EIH plans Rs 4,500 crore expansion
and Trident Hilton brands, plans to invest Rs 4,500 crore to increase
its room capacity in the super-premium segment by over 60 per cent
over the next five years.
The group has a room capacity of 4,100 and it intends to increase this
to 6,800, through new hotels in India and abroad.
The company would generate up to Rs 1,000 crore internally for this
expansion, said P R S Oberoi, chairman, East India Hotels (EIH), the
flagship company of the Oberoi Group, at an interactive session after
the 57th annual general meeting today. The other Rs 3,500 crore would
be raised through debt and equity.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Book Building in Detail
a. How does
Book building is a process of price discovery. Hence, the Red Herring prospectus does not contain a price. Instead, the red herring prospectus contains either the floor price of the securities offered through it or a price band along with the range within which the bids can move. The applicants bid for the shares quoting the price and the quantity that they would like to bid at. Only the retail investors have the option of bidding at ‘cut-off’. After the bidding process is complete, the ‘cut-off’ price is arrived at on the lines of Dutch auction. The basis of Allotment (Refer Q. 15.j) is then finalized and letters allotment/refund is undertaken. The final prospectus with all the details including the final issue price and the issue size is filed with ROC, thus completing the issue process.
b. What is a price band?
The red herring prospectus may contain either the floor price for the securities or a price band within which the investors can bid. The spread between the floor and the cap of the price band shall not be more than 20%. In other words, it means that the cap should not be more than 120% of the floor price. The price band can have a revision and such a revision in the price band shall be widely disseminated by informing the stock exchanges, by issuing press release and also indicating the change on the relevant website and the terminals of the syndicate members. In case the price band is revised, the bidding period shall be extended for a further period of three days, subject to the total bidding period not exceeding thirteen days.
c. Who decides the price band?
It may be understood that the regulatory mechanism does not play a role in setting the price for issues. It is up to the company to decide on the price or the price band, in consultation with Merchant Bankers. The basis of issue price is disclosed in the offer document. The issuer is required to disclose in detail about the qualitative and quantitative factors justifying the issue price.
d. What is firm allotment?
A company making an issue to public can reserve some shares on “allotment on firm basis” for some categories as specified in DIP guidelines. Allotment on firm basis indicates that allotment to the investor is on firm basis. DIP guidelines provide for maximum % of shares which can be reserved on firm basis. The shares to be allotted on “firm allotment category” can be issued at a price different from the price at which the net offer to the public is made provided that the price at which the security is being offered to the applicants in firm allotment category is higher than the price at which securities are offered to public.
e. What is reservation on competitive basis?
Reservation on Competitive Basis is when allotment of shares is made in proportion to the shares applied for by the concerned reserved categories. Reservation on competitive basis can be made in a public issue to the Employees of the company, Shareholders of the promoting companies in the case of a new company and shareholders of group companies in the case of an existing company, Indian Mutual Funds, Foreign Institutional Investors (including non resident Indians and overseas corporate bodies), Indian and Multilateral development Institutions and Scheduled Banks.
f. Is there any preference while doing the allotment?
No, there cannot be any discretion in the allotment process. Prior to the SEBI Circular on DIP Guidelines dated
g. Who is eligible for reservation and how much? (QIBs, NIIs, etc.,)
In a book built issue allocation to Retail Individual Investors (RIIs), Non Institutional Investors (NIIs) and Qualified Institutional Buyers (QIBs) is in the ratio of 35:15: 50 respectively. In case the book built issues are made pursuant to the requirement of mandatory allocation of 60% to QIBs in terms of Rule 19(2)(b) of SCRR, the respective figures are 30% for RIIs and 10% for NIIs. This is a transitory provision pending harmonization of the QIB allocation in terms of the aforesaid Rule with that specified in the guidelines.
h. How is the Retail Investor defined as?
‘Retail individual investor’ means an investor who applies or bids for securities of or for a value of not more than Rs.1,00,000.
i. Can a retail investor also bid in a book-built issue?
Yes. He can bid in a book-built issue for a value not more than Rs.1,00,000. Any bid made in excess of this will be considered in the HNI category.
j. Is there anything like “online bidding”?
A company proposing to issue capital to public through the on-line system of the stock exchange for offer of securities can do so if it complies with the requirements under Chapter 11A of DIP Guidelines. The appointment of various intermediaries by the issuer includes a prerequisite that such members/registrars have the required facilities to accommodate such an online issue process. An investor may place his bids through the online terminals offered by some of the brokers.
Friday, August 17, 2007
What is this subprime effect?
If you are the kind who follows the business press and news channels very closely, then chances are that, in the last one week, you would have heard stock market experts blaming
Welcome to the world of globalisation, where when
It all starts with an entrepreneur who finds a demand-supply gap between people who want to buy a house and people who have the money to lend.
These people who want to buy a house do not have a good credit rating, i.e., their probability of defaulting on the loan repayment is very high.
So, if anybody wants to lend money to them, it will have to be at a significantly higher interest rate (sub-prime rates is the jargon for it). This is because the entrepreneur lending the money is taking a higher risk, and hence, needs to be compensated through higher returns.
The entrepreneur takes a loan from a bank/ investment bank at low interest rate (as he has a good credit rating, he can raise money at competitive rates) and lends out that money to many people at a higher interest rate.
This ensures that he gets a higher return than what he pays on the loan. At the same time, by giving out loans to many people, he has ensured that a few defaults on repayments do not have a huge impact. (This part is depicted by the fluorescent green arrows in the chart)
Another key feature of these loans is refinancing. The loans are such, that in the first 2-3 years, the interest rates are very low and then they become variable (which means they will become volatile and can go up significantly) for the remaining term, usually 27-28 years as the loans are generally for 30 years.
When real-estate markets are booming, refinancing is not a big problem. Every two years, the borrower gets to refinance his loan, thereby his cost of loan never really goes up.
The entrepreneur, on his part, securitises the loan by issuing mortgage-backed securities (MBS) i.e., he divides his loan into marketable financial securities and sells them to investors. The investors are promised a certain rate of interest on these securities.
The money collected by securitising the loans is used by the entrepreneur to repay the bank/ investment bank. (This part is depicted by the dark green arrows in the chart)
The coupon (interest) payments and the repayment of principal for the investors of the MBS are met by the installments, which the home loan borrower pays every month. (This part is depicted by the red arrows in the chart)
As interest rates start climbing, the impact will be felt on the real-estate market with prices flattening/climbing down. A double whammy will hit the home-loan borrowers as rates start climbing. They were not in a position to pay higher installments and when they went to refinance their loans, as they had been doing earlier, it was not possible this time around as nobody wanted to refinance when real-estate prices were falling. This lead to defaults by the borrowers (remember - their credit quality was always very poor).
As the borrowers default, the repayments from the borrowers, which were used to meet the interest obligations of the securitised paper, also stops. This lead the investors to bang the doors of the entrepreneur who had issued the security. What could the entrepreneur do? He would file for bankruptcy under Chapter 11 (The red arrows get broken).
Now, what happens to the investors?
In case of institutional funds, all their investments would turn. Any fund with global exposure has percentage allocations to various parts of the world. So, in case the
IKB, a German bank, has already said that it had invested in such papers and has issued a profit warning. In fact, the issue is snowballing into a larger one, with German investors worried about other banks having similar exposure as well. Meanwhile, German banks have come together to bail out the bank even as the IKB chief executive has stepped down.
Now, if this is not all, there starts a negative spiral. As prices flatten, defaults increase as no refinancing is available. As defaults increase, lending rates increase as lending is now done in a stricter manner. As lending slows, the flow of money to the sector stops even more, so prices decline still further and thus starts a cascading effect.
Now, the debate is on whether this crisis will have an impact on the
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
Kareena Kapoor
(Everything about Kareena Kapoor)
Full Name:
Kareena Kapoor
Profession
Actress
Hair
Brown
Height
5'5"
Birth Date
September 21, 1980
Education
Currently doing Law
Nickname
Bebo
Father
Randhir Kapoor
Mother
Babita Kapoor
Sister
Karishma Kapoor
Grandpa
Raj Kapoor
Grandma
Krishna
Star Sign
Virgo
Status
Single
Favorite Films
Awaara, Sangam,Bobby, Kal Aaj Aur Kal.
Favorite Car
Mitsubishi Lancer
Favorite Book
Master Of the Game' by Sidney Sheldon
Favorite Food
Chinese, Italian and Thai
Favorite Hotel
Golden Dragon, Olive and Thai Pavilion
Favourite Holiday Spot
Goa and London
Favorite Actor
Raj Kapoor
Favorite Actress
Nargis, of course, after Babita
Favorite Co-Stars
Shah Rukh Khan, Hrithik Roshan, and Abhishek Bachchan
Favorite Attire
Jeans and T-shirt (casuals) and ethnic Indian wear when it comes to formals
Favorite Color
Black and Red
Favorite Song
"Rahe na rahe hum mehaka karenge..."
Favorite Sport
Swimming
Favorite Accessory
Bracelets
Favourite Jewel
Diamonds
Favorite Perfume
Dune
Favorite Hobby
Horse-riding and cooking
Favourite Designer
Gianni Versace
Leisure Activities
Reading, swimming, eating and making friends
First Crush
My 4th std. Desk partner while i was in School
Strengths
My mom & sister
Weakeness
My sister and food
My Motto
Life is full of tears and joy,so make the most of it-Believe in true love
I Hate
Liars and Hypocrites
I Love
Frankness and Honesty
Going to Propose a Girl ?
1) Nahi........ ......... ???
2) Chiiiii..... Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare..... ..
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....
5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
8) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya. .??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??
11) Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13) Sorry
14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L…………………………… "
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"
16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " …
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya AB tum late ho gaye ..
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…
23) Now that's a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…
27) Kaun as number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha….
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Knyo, Tina NE "No" bola?
33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?
34) Kitne time ke liye -???
35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..
36) Thanks. I love you, too.
37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….
38) "What?"
39) "Let's just stay away from this"
40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
42)Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.
43) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
44) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever
45) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..
46) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..
47) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...
48) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..
49)hehe I didn't expect that from you....
50)nice joke ...
51)tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye.....
52)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil, ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ..... And then walks on.......... ...
53)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata.... Peheli bari hai kya?? Koi baat nahi mein batati Hun ???...
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Ek Gareeb Parivaaar ki Kahani
Essay mei girl ne likha----
" Ek gareeb parivaar tha.
Pita gareeb tha,
Mata gareeb thi,
aur bachche bhi gareeb the,
parivaar mei 4 nauker the,
woh bhi gareeb the.......
Car bhi tutti hui Merc....dz.. ..thi.... ..
Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko
tutti hui car mei hee school chodta tha.
Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the.....
Mali aur cook bhi gareeb the.....
Matlab pura parivar gareeb tha "
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Reliance to invest $10 bn in Egypt
The state news agency MENA said Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Nazif announced the decision by the Indian company after meeting Reliance executives in the port city of Alexandria.
Nazif's spokesman, Magdy Rady, said the investments by Reliance would include $1 billion to build an oil refinery and $7 billion in petrochemicals, MENA added. It gave no further details of the projects.
The Egyptian government estimates Indian investments in Egypt are worth $320 million. Reliance Petroleum Limited, a subsidiary of Reliance group, has been importing and marketing Egyptian crude oil since 2001.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Monday, August 06, 2007
Buy This Stock with Horizon of Two Years for Solid Returns
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Thursday, July 19, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Interview with lovely "Hansika Motwani"
I've always been a Himesh fan: Hansika Motwani | |
Just 16 years old and Hannsikaa Motwani is already a leading lady in Bollywood. Going by her performance in Aap Ka Suroor – The Real Love Story, the teenager comes across as a mature young lady raring to give other actresses a run for their money. Here's her take on how her career is shaping up. |
Monday, July 09, 2007
Friday, July 06, 2007
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Sony CyberShot DSC-H2
Max resolution | 2816 x 2112 |
Low resolution | 2048 x 1536, 1280 x 960, 640 x 480 |
Image ratio w:h | 4:3, 3:2 |
Effective pixels | 6.0 million |
Sensor photo detectors | 6.2 million |
Sensor size | 1/2.5" |
Sensor type | CCD |
Colour filter array | RGB |
ISO rating | Auto, 80, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1000 |
Zoom wide (W) | 36 mm |
Zoom tele (T) | 432 mm (12 x) |
Digital zoom | Yes, 2x |
Image stabilization | Yes, Lens |
Auto Focus | Yes |
Manual Focus | Yes, 5 presets |
Auto focus type | Multi-point 3 area (selectable) |
Macro focus range | 2 cm |
White balance override | 5 positions |
Aperture range | F2.8 - F3.7 |
Min shutter | 30 sec |
Max shutter | 1/1000 sec |
Built-in Flash | Yes, pop-up |
Flash guide no. | |
External flash | No |
Flash modes | Auto, On, Off, Red-eye reduction, Slow sync |
Exposure compensation | -2 EV to +2 EV in 1/3 EV steps |
Metering | Multi-Segment, Center-weighted, Spot |
Aperture priority | Yes |
Shutter priority | Yes |
Lens thread | Yes |
Movie Clips | Yes, MPEG VX (VGA, 8/16/30 fps, unlimited) with audio) |
Remote control | No |
Tripod mount | Yes |
Self-timer | 10 sec |
Time-lapse recording | No |
Orientation sensor | No |
Storage types | Memory Stick Duo / Pro Duo + Internal |
Storage included | 32 MB Internal |
Uncompressed format | No |
Compressed format | JPEG (EXIF 2.2) |
Viewfinder | EVF |
LCD | 2.0" |
Video out | Yes |
USB | Yes, 2.0 |
Firewire (IEEE 1394) | No |
Battery/Charger | Yes |
Battery | AA (2) batteries |
Weight (inc. batteries) | 490 g |
Dimensions | 108 x 81 x 92 mm |
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Yash Raj Films enters into an agreement with Walt Disney
Each film under this alliance will be creatively overseen by Aditya Chopra and worked on with an inventive array of leading local talent. The first film to be co-produced in this alliance will be ‘Roadside Romeo’, set to release in 2008. The film will be produced by Aditya Chopra and, written and directed by Jugal Hansraj, and will utilize state-of-the-art computer animation technology done entirely in India. The film will have voices of celebrities like Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor and Jaaved Jaaferi. Salim – Sulaiman will compose the music while Jaideep Sahni has written the lyrics
Commenting on the announcement, Mr. Chopra said, “When YRF decided to venture into the animation space, we felt that an alliance with Disney Studios, the leader in animation, represented the coming together of not just two organizations, but the teaming up of like-minded individuals committed to creating excellent products. Both companies not only have a common quest for excellence but also the same culture and traditions”.
Mr. Cook said, “Yash Chopra and Aditya Chopra have proven themselves to be true visionaries and leaders in the Indian entertainment industry and have excelled in everything they have done. Animation is a new and rapidly expanding area in India, and the collaboration between Disney and YRF will bring the very best in story-telling and cutting edge technology together as we make wonderful films that appeal to the entire family”.
This landmark announcement by Yash Chopra and Dick Cook is a first in the field of animation. YRF and Walt Disney Studios will work exclusively to co-produce a series of animation films in the Indian language. Both companies will be equal partners in the venture and will contribute creative, technical and financial support to the project.
What is Roadside Romeo about?
A rich, cool, spoilt brat of a dog is abandoned on the wicked streets of Mumbai. He faces situations he has never faced before. He is confronted by dangerous, loony characters, the likes of which he has never met before. From mansions to streets… From five course meals to five courses of scraps…From soft beds to piles of garbage…From champagne to tap water… Hop on to the adventure as Romeo turns into “Roadside Romeo”